Who Moved the Tissues?

It seems every week I am away at site something around the house gets moved.

This week it was the tissues—and the fish tank.

For years and years the box of tissues was always over near the sink; between the wall-oven and the sink. Then about a year ago they got relocated by house management to between the microwave and the refrigerator. The tissues had been at location #1 (next to the sink) for so long that even after a year being at location #2 (next to the microwave) I had still not adjusted. Many many times when requiring a tissue I would still start off towards location #1 and get about two thirds of the way there before my head remembered that they were now at location #2.

Well—as of this week—the tissues are now at location #3 which is on top of the third-height feature brick wall that separates the so-called family room from the kitchen.

See! There they are . . . in that red box.

In addition to the tissues being moved to location #2 my son’s fish tank has also been moved. But the relocation of the fish tank not going to be any problem for me because I have nothing to do with the fish.

But the relocation of the tissues to location #3 is already causing me problems.