Semi-humorous Graphs: Shit Falling on the Floor

This is just my second “Semi-humorous Graph” posting. Be kind because I am still kind of getting the wrinkles out of my processes.

I feel that this graph accurately portrays the chance of something, anything (T.V. remote, knife, plate, pen, mouse, shirt, scissors, glass of beer, KFC chicken leg, walking stick, car keys, lid off the butter, etc.,—you get the idea) falling on the floor when you are wanting to use it or have just then picked it up.

I am 71 and I can attest to the fact that the chance of something, anything, falling on the floor when I am near it or needing to use it is INSANE! Damn near guaranteed.

In case you came here to see my semi-humorous graph and didn’t find it to be the least bit semi-humorous, then here is one from the MyModernMet webpage that might make up for mine.

This graph from MyModernMet accurately plots the issues involved in obtaining the perfect temperature in bed.